Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i think my tv is drunk
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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