You're completely useless in the revolution.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Still dying that you shit outside
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas