Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?