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  What are you doing tonight?

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  Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma

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• (347): View more from New York

  They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

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  Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.

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  Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  We just fucked each other sober. #goteam

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges

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