belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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