New low: just hacked my moms facebook
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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