): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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