hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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