dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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