pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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