so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You're like the curious george of whores
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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