I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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