Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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