is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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