i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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