You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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