Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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