Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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