Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
do nipples grow back?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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