With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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