Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I look better un-naked...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
So much Jack, so little girl.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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