: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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