what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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