ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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