I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Green mimosas i think yes
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I would ride that face into the sunset
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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