I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just google imaged poop.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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