ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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