yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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