Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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