Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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