margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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