Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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