I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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