did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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