Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.

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He had some in his pocket. That was weird.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi

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(970): View more from Colorado

Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.

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(478): View more from Georgia

We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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(630): View more from Illinois

You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?

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(773): View more from Illinois

did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat

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