i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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