I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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