She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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