It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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