I want to have your abortion
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
