You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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Floor bacon is actually really good
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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