Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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