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Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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