He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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