i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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