THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Boobs speak an international language.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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