I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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