Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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