She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
True strength comes from lack of pants
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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