Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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