no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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