I just made out with a guy for $7.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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