So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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