I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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