that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We are two peas in an std pod
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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