Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We were destined to go to rehab together
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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