I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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