I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Fuck appropriateness.
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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